Something else that's funny

So I've been working with a trainer to loose some of the baby weight, yes she's almost 5 and no thats not the funny part! A little back history first. He is a former world champion body builder and he's black. Not that all that matters but it makes this story so much funnier. So back to the story.
Anyway we we're chatting through my session today and we we're talking about all the food things we didn't get to have when we we're growing up. Like all the sugar breakfast cereals and all the chips and junk food in general. Then he said 'We didn't even get coffee until we we're 21. My mom told us that if we had coffee we would get too black. He said I was about 13 when it dawned on me that white people had coffee all the time and they never got black.'
I almost had to stop my workout I was laughing so hard.
I hope I didn't offend anyone with that I just had to share my early morning laugh with you all! Have a good Wednesday!

H

Life is Funny

And these sites will make you laugh hard. Sometimes very hard! I just wanted to share. So I'm going to make this part of 'Life is Funny' for the wonderful blog 'Weight...What?' blog! Go have a few laughs...

The first one is Cake Wrecks. I just can't stop laughing whenever I see a new post. Go check it out!

And then if you haven't seen it Awkward Family Photos. Now you know you have some of these pictures in your family photo collection. Maybe its just me! Anyway head on over these so you can have a very good daily laugh! Don't be eating or drinking anything! I mean it and yes I do speak from experience because I read a post for the first time and was drinking my morning coffee and well I had to clean the screen! Its just a word to the wise.

Come back here and let me know what you think.

Yes I know this was cheating but I've been very busy and the funny just hasn't been there.

H

New Game from Wendy, this is so funny!

Well I have to say that this is just way too much fun. Wendy over at Weight...What has given us a mission and I have to say I had to do it because I couldn't stop laughing after reading what came up in my search.
What you need to do is google 'Unfortunately, (insert your name)" make sure you put it in everything in those quotation and report to her what you come up with. Here is what came up for my search.

Unfortunately, Heather was only able to pass the reading component of the tests.

Unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker to pay for her retro fashion...

Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch.

Unfortunately Heather figured out the ruse and is now pressing charges against the paper.

Unfortunately, Heather will be back in Congress.

Unfortunately Heather will never go away.

Unfortunately, Heather was playing the nice role, and let her team mate sabotage both of them.

Unfortunately, heather learned about the sin of adultery from brother stephen. she thinks it means acting too much like an adult.

Unfortunately Heather couldn’t stop smiling...

Unfortunately, Heather is extremely beautiful and gets hooked up with guys that are equally beautiful but cheaters.

Unfortunately, Heather's marriage-obsessed family is thrilled about it...

Unfortunately, Heather's lungs don't like the smoke either, but doing the race was part of her training plan so there she was.

In a world filled with many many dim light bulbs unfortunately, Heather is simply one of the brightest ones shining. She is amazingly intelligent.

I could go on and on but I think you get the idea. Now go try it yourself because this was way too fun! I can hardly wait to see what you come up with!

H